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Phone Sex Shemale Fantasy….let’s keep it in the family!

Published by Blair April 22nd, 2008 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

I just love to write about Brian and our Nasty little fun phone Fantasies that we play out. This time, when he married my mom, he didn’t know his new step-daughter’s dirty little secret! *I* have a BEAUTIFUL cock, on top of this great set of titties that I talked mom into buying me when I turned 18!!! So, I decided to play dirty with him and let him catch me stroking my big fat dick. As soon as I told him how much his new wife loved to suck it, I turned him out into the dirty little cocksucking whore that he always fantasized about. He even admitted that he had been bi-curious and wondered what it would be like to be with a shemale. Now he knows that he never has to leave the house to find out. After he sucked me off, I fucked his tight little ass, then let him clean me up after he licked up the cum he sprayed into my hand while I was pounding him from behind with my big fat cock.

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Mommy’s Got a COCK!

Published by Blair March 15th, 2008 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

Hahahhahaha…. shocking, isn’t it? But stop and think about it. It’s the best of both worlds. No, I didn’t have a child myself, but my husband has a son from a previous marriage. That one ended badly because he couldn’t get over his penchant for cocksucking. So, when he found me, well lets just say that it was a match made in heaven. GREAT tits….FABULOUS cock… and a body that won’t stop. And when he comes home from a hard day at the office, I hand him a martini and let him get on his knees and suckle on my dick like a baby, till he’s relaxed and all his worries have floated away. Then I take him into the bedroom and fuck the shit out of him. After that, he makes me dinner or takes me out. Like I said… a match made in heaven. He even loves getting cuckolded every so often. He’ll bring home a friend of his who has similar interests and I’ll make him watch while his friend experiences the TRUE Blair. This is going to be an exciting weekend, we’ve got a little soiree planned and I know it will end up being a gangbang fuckfest. Mmmmm…..my dick is getting hard just thinking about it. Wish I had a little bitch here to suck it for me.

SHE-MALE MOMMY

Published by Blair March 9th, 2008 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

When I married Bill, he KNEW all about me. In fact, its what made us the perfect couple. See, on top of the gorgeous rack I have, compliments of an ex of mine, I have the perfect package down below. Yeah, you know what I mean. 9 fat inches of pure cocksucking Pleasure. Bill had this teenage son, who we’ll call Jason. Anyway, Jason never knew about his step mom, and didn’t for a few years. But that’s another story, and mmmmm a good one. Let’s suffice it to say, eventually Jason found out, and actually learned to understand why his “step mommy” had a dick. Now he loves to suck it and take it AND give it, just as much as Bill. He even loves it when I laugh at him when I’m making him suck my dick or his dad’s dick. Between the three of us, we have 3 great cocks, and enough mouths and holes to keep us all happy, AT ONCE. Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? It is!

Step-Mommy’s Got a DICK… phone sex SURPRISES!

Published by Blair February 22nd, 2008 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

The other day I had this fabulous call with Brian and we had the juiciest *wink* fantasy ever! In our little fantasy, Brian walked in on step-mommy in the bathroom and found her peeing! But…get THIS. He was shocked to find out that Mommy pees standing UP! There I was, with my left hand on the wall above the commode, and my right hand holding a dick that made him start to drool. You got it! He never knew that step-mommy was a tranny! I could tell by the shock on his face, as his eyes kept traveling back and forth from my huge tits, down my perfect body to my huge cock and back up again, that some explanations were in order. So, after I shook it off and washed my hands, I took him by the hand and led him to my bedroom and decided that we needed to talk and he could ask me anything he wanted, since I’m sure he was taken by surprise by my dick. Hahahahaha…to say the least. We talked about a lot of thing, like how mommy GOT her big titties and how much daddy loved sucking on mommy’s big dick, and that mommy and daddy took turns fucking each other. Brian decided that maybe he’d like to give it a try too….and doesn’t every little boy dream of always suckling on mommy? Only this time, it was mommy’s dick, not her titties that he was suckling on. We talked about so many things, there’s no room for them here, but if you wanna talk to me about our little discussion, or if you are finally ready to take a REAL walk on the wild side…..well, you know where to find me!

Phonesex Surprises!!!

Published by Blair December 3rd, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

Sure, you’re used to seeing hot women like me, with huge tits, looking at you like I’ve just been fucked. And it’s true that I was just fucked. But, that’s for another story. What I feel like right now is having you get on your knees and clean my cum filled ass out with your tongue. If you do a good enough job, then maybe I’ll let you have a special reward….but you better be able to deep throat it or “THIS CUM’S NOT FOR YOU!” hahahahahaha… cum suck my dick, bitch boy.

My Blonde Joke?.

Published by Blair September 30th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Blair….. So NOT Blonde!!! She Male Mistress

This Guy Fucking Rocked My Ass-Cunt.

Published by Blair August 31st, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

I am a killah looking she-male sextress in Wicked heat and this guy John rocked my ass-pussy so fucking wild like. He was a slave and I made him service my hole and then suck my fucking 9 pink inches of “Grissle missile” I am shaved and so pretty down there, just look at the pic’s, he couldn’t get enough worship time in, and he was rock hard from start to finish. I grabbed him by the back of his head and made him choke on my meat, rubbing his nose and mouth all over me, pinching my nipples on these big georgous tits at the same time. He moaned and groaned for more, was I going to give him what he wanted this fucking quick? FUCK NO! I made this bitch EARN My meat, and he did!

You can give it like a man but can you take it like one?

Published by Blair May 31st, 2007 in Taboo Blogs and Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

You wanna fuck my sweet ass-pussy? How about suck my luscious tit’s? But you know what I want don’t you little bitch, I want you down on me and sticking my 8 inch pretty, pink, shaved cock deep down your throat. I want to hold the sides of your face and skull fuck you good and hard. Hearing you gag on my hard cock makes me so fucking nasty. You like it when I’m nasty, don’t you? I know you can fuck me baby but can you get fucked that’s the REAL question.

Stop, Tuck n Roll.

Published by Blair May 9th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs and Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

I surprised my caller, he picked me up in the hotel bar, he was a MARRIED businessman, out of town for business. I had my 8″ cock tucked between my legs and taped so there was no way he could tell. I had my tit’s pushed up and out and that’s where they always look first anyway. I had on a very tight short black leather skirt. He said to me” ah darlin, I just love a woman in leather” mhmmm I said “you wanna sniff it?” He put his face up against my skirt and I felt my cock twitch, he inhaled deeply and said “smells like heaven” and I said “oh it’s a bigger slice of heaven than you could EVER imagine.” He bought me drinks then offered to buy me some dinner but I told him “I’m not hungry for food honey.” He followed me up to my room and the hotel bellhop and clerk winked at me on the way to the elevator, you see they know my “big secret” and they watch me do this to unsuspecting men all the time. I get them to the point where they can’t turn back. Their cocks are so hard and throbbing they will do WHATEVER I wish. I love breaking in married cocksuckers. They love it too, my big beautiful pink cock is so gorgeous, they can’t help but lick and suck me off, of course some of them do end up begging me to fuck their married little ass-cunt, so I pop that ass Cherry and turn them for good. You see once you have Dick, pussy won’t do the trick. *wink*

Once you have DICK, pussy won?t do the trick!

Published by Blair April 12th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs and Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

He pushed me up against the mirror in my bedroom so he could see my big tit’s squish against the mirror. I said” I have been needing a real man to fuck me and fuck me hard!” He was surprised I remembered him but what girl could forget such a satisfying telephone lover? He pushed 2 fingers in my tight shaved ass and then he put his face down on my ass cunt and ate me out long and hard, fucking me with his tongue until he made me scream ” I need that huge dick of yours deep down my throat!” I had to have it, you see Russ has a 10 inch cock for me, and I love sucking every fucking inch of him. I love it when he gag’s me and tells me I look so pretty sucking his dick. Now there are not many men who I suck, mostly they do ALL the sucking but a girl has to get her needs met as well so that’s why I like Russ. he fucks me like a REAL MAN! He slides his cock in my tongue primed ass pussy and holds on to my hips and rides me deep, stimulating my p-spot, he jerks my 8 inch cock while he fucks me. He totally makes me cum like a fucking fountain, my god thanks Russ, I fucking LOVE getting Nasty with you! I am so glad you like dick! I love it when Russ tells me I’m the prettiest girl in the world, mmmm*wink* thanks baby.

My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.

Published by Blair April 4th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs and Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

I love Alanis Morissette, and this video is so effing-funny!!!! It is the perfect rendition of this song for Me. “trying to feel my hump hump, looking at my lump lump, you can look but you can’t touch it, if you do I’ll start some drama, and you don’t want no drama!” The guy’s in this video are hilarious, trying to act so fly and they just are not fly. I love it when someone slows a song like this down and I can really hear what she is singing. I can’t tell you how many times I have hummed along with the “Fergie” song my humps, while working out or on the dance floor, then to hear how stupid the words really are fucking cracks Me up. This version of this song is like a “Bizarro” version, perfect for a mellow-dramatic She Male Mistress like Myself. I am adopting it as my them song for this week, so if you call Me and tell me you watched the video from My blog I will throw in 5 minutes for free, “whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your trunk, Imma gonna get you get you drunk off my lady lumps” lololololol

Sexy Dirty Lover

Published by Blair March 20th, 2007 in Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

Sometimes I get a call from very sexy men, and with these men there is some chemistry, that is the case with my caller David. He is such a sexy lover and he makes me throb and gush. I pinch my nipples while I take his info, and when we begin my cock is rock hard. I was watching some porn yesterday when he called so I was hard and ready to play. We sucked each others cock and David gets my tight little ass up in the air and licks and sucks my asshole, priming it for his thick fuckstick. I love it when he sucks my ass then drags his tongue over my balls and up my shaft, then he flicks my head with the tip of his tongue and it makes me go fucking wild. I turned him over and fucked him hard yesterday, I pummeled his ass-pussy with my 8 inch cock and I shot deep in his ass. I rolled off of him and put my ass in the air and spread my cheeks and said “your turn, fuck me baby”. He slid his rock hard dick in and out of my tight little ass, until he exploded inside of me, I was pounding my ass with my favorite dildo and had a p-spot orgasm for David right before he jizzed in me, thanks for making me cum, T W I C E, lover!

Guy’s are ALWAY’S after Me Lucky Charm’s!

Published by Blair March 17th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs and Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

You know which jingly, BIG, lucky charms I mean too huh? I got some St. Patty’s Day shouts out to some of my little slut’s and hot phone lovers. Hi; Victor, Steve, Jason, Daniel, William, Jeff, Joseph, My Son , Terry, bitch, Dan, Jerry, Jim, if I forgot you then maybe you should call and remind me who you are, lolol, Happy St. Patricks Day!

Good Times with my toilet slave jeff.

Published by Blair March 14th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

Jeff is such a Nasty little slut, he knelt before me and licked my boot’s, whilst staring up at my luscious big tit’s. He watched my 8 inch pink cock grow while he was down there, exactly where he belongs. On his knees, worshiping at my steeple, with those loving little puppy dog eye’s, and his hard 6 inches of clit stick. I made Jeff cum to a party with me, it was a party of big cock, tight pussy and smelly assholes for him to service. He had to kneel in the corner for the first part of the party, I put a toilet seat around his neck so there was no mistaking what he was to be used for, men and women took their turns pissing in his mouth, then turning around and having him lick their ass holes, some even pissed on his little cock for stroking lube, of course he was NOT permitted to cum at this point, he just took it like a man and thanked me for every drop of golden nectar that he received. After a while I brought my slave jeff out to the center stage for a little fuck show, I made him suck off a huge 10 inch cock while I pummeled his tight little ass pussy for a while, he wanted to cum but was not permitted to stroke until I said he could. I pulled out of his ass and went straight into his wanting mouth so he could clean off my beautiful pink cock, “lick off all of your ass pipe juices jeff” he did, and while he was sucking me a girlfriend of mine with a 10 inch strap-on impaled his ass. She held him by his hips while she thrusted that huge cock in and out of him, while she pushed him on to my cock even more, I grabbed the back of his head and made him take it all, he LOVED it. I said “stroke your clitty for me jeff” he rubbed off a huge orgasm while we were fucking both of his slut holes. “good job slave, your initiation went very well I think, I look forward to your service very soon” Love Blair

Good Times with my toilet slave jeff.

Published by Blair March 14th, 2007 in Blair's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

Jeff is such a nasty little slut, he knelt before me and licked my boot’s, whilst staring up at my luscious big tit’s. He watched my 8 inch pink cock grow while he was down there, exactly where he belongs. On his knees, worshiping at my steeple, with those loving little puppy dog eye’s, and his hard 6 inches of clit stick. I made Jeff cum to a party with me, it was a party of big cock, tight pussy and smelly assholes for him to service. He had to kneel in the corner for the first part of the party, I put a toilet seat around his neck so there was no mistaking what he was to be used for, men and women took their turns pissing in his mouth, then turning around and having him lick their ass holes, some even pissed on his little cock for stroking lube, of course he was NOT permitted to cum at this point, he just took it like a man and thanked me for every drop of golden nectar that he received. After a while I brought my slave jeff out to the center stage for a little fuck show, I made him suck off a huge 10 inch cock while I pummeled his tight little ass pussy for a while, he wanted to cum but was not permitted to stroke until I said he could. I pulled out of his ass and went straight into his wanting mouth so he could clean off my beautiful pink cock, “lick off all of your ass pipe juices jeff” he did, and while he was sucking me a girlfriend of mine with a 10 inch strap-on impaled his ass. She held him by his hips while she thrusted that huge cock in and out of him, while she pushed him on to my cock even more, I grabbed the back of his head and made him take it all, he LOVED it. I said “stroke your clitty for me jeff” he rubbed off a huge orgasm while we were fucking both of his slut holes. “good job slave, your initiation went very well I think, I look forward to your service very soon” Love Blair