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Sweet Diva Whore

Published by Monroe August 28th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

Can you see me? Can you see me writhing under you while you mount me to fuck me like nobody else can? Can you see my face while I look at you over my shoulder with my lips slightly parted to show you how much I am enjoying you filling my pussy up with that hot throbbing cock? I can, I can see all of that, and right now, I think, I just may grab a toy and think of it some more *wink*

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Saying Hello

Published by Monroe July 27th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

There is nothing better then a down and dirty phone bone session. The more perverse and twisted the fantasy is the better. Last weekend I went on a ‘business’ trip with my boss, while he was fucking my ass I actually got a call from one of my regs. I told him I was ‘busy’, and I really couldn’t hide what was going on lol. He ended up doing the call with my boss and I, my boss fucking me like crazy and my reg. wacking off to the sounds we were making. Who knew a three way ‘business’ call could be so much fun! *winks*

Friday the Fuck-teenith

Published by Monroe July 13th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

THIS is one of my favorite days, actually any Friday the 13th is. Something a little dark about this day. Something a little sinister. Something a little Wicked. Maybe it’s because I’m the same way, a little dark, a little sinister and a little Wicked. I’m a walking Friday the 13th with some really nice tits lol.

Almost Summer

Published by Monroe June 7th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

Summer time is almost here, but OMG the weather has been so hot, or cold. What in the world is going on? However today it’s chilly outside so I am sitting here wishing I could snuggle with someone even if it is on the phone. I don’t know about you, but a really good way to warm up is to just break out the toys and play with your cock or; in my case; my pretty pink pussy. I would love for you to help me.

Just Some Humor

Published by Monroe April 17th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

Here are some cute jokes for all to enjoy.

1. A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me”. She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221.”

2. One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh”. The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

3. Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, Bill, you didn’t” she exclaimed. “Yes, I did.” he replied. “My God, Bill, what happened?” “I got fired.” “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?” “Oh…she got fired too.”

I know they are old, but they still make me chuckle just a bit every time I see them. Have an awesome day!

Something Borrowed, Something Blue, Someone Took My Fucking Shoe!

Published by Monroe April 5th, 2007 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

I have had a lot of very interesting calls, but this one was something new. We began the call by me showing up at his door with a petition (no Raven not the same petition lol.) He was polite, invited me in. I walked in and the next thing I knew he grabbed me and took me to his bedroom. My wrists where savagely tied with rope which was then tied to the bed posts. I begged, I pleaded, I got pissed off. I fought back with everything I had. He tied my ankles in the same fashion. Then he took my shoes off and started to suck my toes though my stockings. I was being FOOT RAPED! When I started to curl my toes to try to get away from the feel of his cock and mouth they were hit with a cane, can you say MOTHERFUCKTHATHURTS!!! Because that’s what I said! I howled in pain, he kept telling me to be quiet, so I was. It ended with me pumping my feet up and down on his hard cock. I have never had a call like this before, but I will tell you what. I hope I get one again, it was fun doing something new. Thank you footman!

The long and winding road…leads me…NO WHERE!!!

Published by Monroe October 13th, 2006 in Taboo Blogs. 0 Comments

I have been on vacation, a lovely little jaunt down the west coast, on the beautiful US 1. Who the hell made this fucking thing?????? People on leave from the insane assylum?? For heaven’s sake, there is no straight part to this thing, just turn after turn after turn. No guard rails, small lanes, people in over priced cars doing 110 mph coming at you with a look of pure terror on their face. There was one point in the road where we were assending, I looked to the driver and for a brief moment they looked at me, I grabbed their hand and in unison we screamed OH GOD!!!! Right in front of us was nothing, just blue sky. I thought for sure we were gonna pull a thelma and louise. The driver made the turn, hurtling us down this deep reviene only to be met with another crazy assed sharp turn. We needed to get off the road, the driver was white as a sheet and I was almost crying in fear. We kept going between sinner: OH SHIT!!! and saint: OH GOD!!! After we finally were able to exit this death trap road we started laughing, it was the kind of laughter you get when you have dodged bullets and were finally safe. Now don’t get me wrong, it was beautiful, but not beautiful enough for me to want to die there. So, a small bit of advice for those of you that have never driven on this road, but might be thinking it’s a good idea….bring a few pair of clean undies, pray like mad and get ready to make up swear words and yell them at the top of your lungs, or better yet, just don’t travel the damn thing.

The End of The Week

Published by Monroe September 15th, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Monroe's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

It’s Friday! Almost done with work also. This week has been so hectic. Everything seemed rushed, keeping up was a chore. I really enjoy my job, but my Phone Sex job is much more enjoyable. I have been thinking, is it possible to become addicted to your job? I think I am lol. When I am sitting at my desk, watching all the higher ups walk in and out of my boss’s office I can’t help but wonder…did Mr. Jenkins Call Me last night? I wonder what Mr. Forte thinks about when he is outside staring out into space as his steaks sizzle away on his BBQ. With all this thinking comes the “what if’s”. What if one of them did Call Me. Would they know my voice? Would they really open up and get nasty and tell me all those hidden secrets they never told a soul? Could I get a big raise out of them and use the information against them? lol. I am seriously thinking of telling some of them what I do in my free time. Just to see if they would Call Me. I know they think about me, I can tell by the way they glance at me, smile at me, and those accidental touches; you know the one’s, they walk by and lean in to close while they reach for a file on the other side of you just so they can brush up against your tits. My mind has been racing all week, it excites me to know that I could have the Chairman of the Board by the short hairs after he tells me on the phone in a very low and hushed voice that he likes to dress up like Barbie and have a buddy of his dress up like G.I. Joe while they play tea party then have anal sex in an oversized dollhouse! Oh the possibilities!

Summer’s End

Published by Monroe September 7th, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Monroe's Sex Blog. Closed

The summer is over. Kids are going back to school, mothers are yelling for their kids to get up and get dressed so they can get to school on time, and the kids are yelling back that they are going to be ready in a few minutes, all the while going back to sleep. Aaaaahhh yes, fall is almost here. I loved school. There was a certain thrill to going clothing shopping with dear ole Ma, and then finding out you could not have that shirt because your nipples would stick out too much; said at the top of dear ole Ma’s lungs so everyone turned to look at your nipples! Then there was the school supplies, new pencils, book covers, backpack and all the other things you would need. And for some odd reason, tissues, every kid had to take in 5 boxes of tissues. For what? Did we as children produce so much mucus that the schools were put into dept buying tissues for us? This is the same as when people buy up all the toilet paper when a big storm is coming. This is the only time I think the term “scared shitless” is a phrase used in it’s literal context. Do people poop a lot during bad weather? Anyway, I just wanted to tell you all Happy Almost Fall, be good, and enjoy! See you all in the chat, and hopefully on the phone!

Lipstick & Elevators

Published by Monroe September 3rd, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Monroe's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

I was walking through the commons on the main floor of the building that I work at. Like most people, if I am on an errand I really do not pay attention to anyone or anything around me. I was delievering some figures to the Accounting Department and was five minutes shy of the deadline. Due to some very nifty rearrangement of various departments by the “Space Allocation Committe”, along with some hefty smoking of illegal substances, the Accounting Department is now located in the sub basement. While still striding across the area to the elevator I vaugely heard someone behind me. I pushed the button to the elevator and waited. The doors opened, I steped in, along with a rather good looking man. My eyes went to his genital region and I smiled. Seems he had been thinking of some very naughty things and it was starting to show. I looked at his face finally and noticed that he was looking at my breasts, which, only made me smile more. I accidently dropped *wink* my report at his feet, I stooped down to retrieve it and made sure my lips brushed against the outside of his very nice tan slacks before I stood up. The doors opened and I stepped out, before entering the Accounting Department’s Offices I looked over my shoulder to see him just standing there, frozen in place, my lip prints; in a very nice shade of lipstick; on his now buldging package, the door to the elevator shut and I delievered my report. Sometimes I really love my job.

Working Vacation

Published by Monroe August 30th, 2006 in Monroe's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

Just when you think you get away from work you get that dreaded phone call from your job. I was on the beach in Puerto Valliarta (that was the view from the beach at sunrise) and the consierge from the hotel came run out to get me. I grabbed everything and ran, thinking it was very important, when I got to the phone it was my boss. First words out of his mouth, “Monroe? Do you have your lap top?” I knew right then and there my vacation was screwed, and not in that oh so body pumpings, moaning, feel good type of way either. Now, I’m back at the office and I have to tell you, everytime I see my boss, wicked evil thoughts run through my head. I just have to come up with a great way to make him pay for ruining my perfect vacation…I wonder if his wife like poloroids???